ginny *// old habits

[FRED WEASLEY]

Dear Ginevra,

Just thought I'd check up on you and your snogging. Do you know how absolutely horrid it is to have to watch you walk around Hogwart's with such a git? Honestly, you could do so much better. Surely, you fancy someone with better priorities. Corner is clearly only interested in how long your lips can touch his before you need a breath.

Trust me, I have more ramble. It's coming, don't you worry. I just need to make sure you get this with no interception before I go out laying my emotions on a plate.

Always Watching,
The Great Weasamundo
I'll let you figure out who this is. You SHOULD know my hand by now.

[GINEVRA WEASLEY]

Dear Frederick (yeah, I know who you are.),

You honestly send me a letter about this? You're purely jealous because you haven't snogged anyone since Angelina Johnson at the Yule Ball. Keep your tongue in your own mouth, talk about bloody disgusting. You wouldn't know if he was a git; I'm sure you've never spoken one word to Michael in your life. Your dimwitted mind wouldn't be able to keep a conversation with such an intelligent man.

How would you know who I fancy? I swear you're so nosey. Keep talking about snogging and I'll make sure you'll never be able snog another girl again while at Hogwarts. I have friends in high places, dear brother. Yes, that is a threat. Love you.

You're a creep,
G-I-N-N-Y

P.S.: Weasamundo sounds like a disease.

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[FRED WEASLEY]

Ginevra,

WRONG. HA. It's George, you wise person, you. Mentioning Fred's relationship with Angelina is uncalled for, just saying. Angelina is half decent. Corner is.. Corner. I don't need to talk to him to know that he's not fit to have a serious relationship with a Weasley. It's painfully clear. Of course I'd send this via mail, if I said it in person, you'd try to---oh, wait, no wand tip at the moment. I am chuckling at the thought. Because I have a wand and you don't , I am far less "dimwitted"..enough so to keep my possessions in good condition.

I am NOT nosey. George and I simply watch out for you. That male figure of yours is unattractive in every aspect. Threatening is not very intelligent on your part. We will get you back..don't become a target. Ronnie is our prey for the time being..but I'm sure we could tweak some plans enough to involve you and your snogging friend.

War has been Declared,
The Deadly Disease in your Life

[GINEVRA WEASLEY]

Dear Frederick,

Of course it's George (yeah, RIGHT.). I wasn't in any sense making fun of Angelina, she's great. What she sees in you and George, I have no idea. You two are just crazy nosey buggers. Michael is nice and smart, and like I said earlier you've never said a word to him in your life. Freak.

STOP MENTIONING THE WAND. YOU SAT ON IT FOR GOODNESS SAKES. Ehem, it's being fixed at Ollivanders... I pick it up tomorrow. Then you're really going to get it. You're so dimwitted you sat on it in the first place. What would happen if I got a pet? Would you sit on it and squish it do death with all your fat too?

"George and I simply watch out for you." Don't suppose you speak about yourself in third person. HA. Way to be, Frederick, way to be. Not to mention your handwriting is different from George's. You're so smart. (Why must I be stuck with such genius brothers? You may want to check what you've written before sending it...

You may also want to check what owl you're using to send it. Nice job using Pig, You would have been much better off using Hedwig, dunderhead Hopefully this will be a new life lesson for you. As for Angelina, I don't suppose she'll snog you after I tell her about that highly contagious disease you have. Jeez, it's so much fun blackmailing.

Do anything to me and your love life is ruined. It's not hard to realize Ronnie's been your target; that poor boy's going to be scarred for life if you keep up all the pranking much longer. Michael will stay out of this if I say so. Wouldn't want Mum finding out? Not that I'd actually bring any of these problems to her, she would find a way to get us all punished.

Only a couple feet away from Angelina at the moment,
G-I-N-N-Y.

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[FRED WEASLEY]

Unknown Being,

I have decided that you are no longer my sister until I can trust that your actions are righteous. I can not touch the boyfriend of my sister, so you are no longer related to me.. for all extended purposes. I will get him, and you will thank me. Angelina happens to fancy us just as much as we fancy her because of our extremely charming and witty persona. You are blinded by envy, my friend. BLINDED.

I.. have nothing to say to that. I may have had a bit to do with the puncturing of your wand.. but it was an honest mistake.

Are you insinuating that I am not who I claim to be? This is rubbish. I am and have always been Fred I think. Now I've confused myself. I am very intelligent where it matters..when it matters. You'll find that out in a very unpleasant manner when I come up with a way to keep you off my back. Oh, and my hand is only slightly worse than George's.. so put THAT in your pumpkin juice.

I haven't a clue why you'd think that I want to snog Ang. I find her very pleasant and attractive to be around, nothing further. As for you being close to her, get an inch closer and you will wake up very confused.

Two Can Play At That Game,
Contestant Number Two

[GINEVRA WEASLEY]

Dear Unintelligent one,

I'm not your sister? Brilliant, now I don't have to deal with you bothering me anymore. Since you're not related to me anymore, does that mean I get to return your Christmas present? Or maybe I'll just give it to Perce. I just know he'll love....oh wait, you shouldn't care. You're not getting it. HA.

You, stranger, will get no one, and will not be thanked. Since you've just cut me off, you have no reason to hate him, or be jealous over the fact that I have a boyfriend and you don't have a boyfriend girlfriend. Angelina's probably under one of your oh so not clever spells. It'll wear off soon, don't worry your pretty little ginger head. and when it does, you two will be LONELY. I'm going to blind you in a few minutes if you don't shut the he--

Anyway, I guess I'm never going to get a pet. Unless if you two invent one and I get one for free. It'd probably be like a mutant squirrel or something... So, every time you have just happened to sit on my wand, it was an honest mistake? Sure, Frederick, SURE IT WAS. Like blowing up the bath tub was an honest mistake. The bathroom is not a good place for experiments!

I am not insinuating anything. I'm telling you that I know you are Frederick, and not George. Unless if mum mixed them up after they were born.. So I guess you never find it important to be intelligent. Otherwise several disasters could ahve been avoided (I'm not completely blaming you on this one, George doesn' use his brain sometimes either, but I feel bad bringing him into this, you know?).

Your hand is so terrible that I mistake so many letters and words that sometimes I get a good chuckle at how wrong things seem to come up when I first read your letters over. Everyone knows that I'm not a big fan of pumpkin juice (I'd much prefer butterbeer), only pumpkin ice cream. Yumm, now I'm hungry. All we get here is chicken, which Ron eats before any of us get a chance to get to it.

Really? Do you find her repulsive then? Unsnoggable? I'll be sure to add that in the conversation when I talk to her. Did...did I just hear a threat in your words? Awe, I'm so proud of you. I'm currently scooting closer to her. Oh, I'm so scared of the big bad Frederick Gideon Weasley.

Love,
Your evil little sister.
P.S.:Where the heck did Mum come up with our names?

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[FRED WEASLEY]

Ginevra,

You win, you're my sister. Only because if you were a stranger, I wouldn't know as much about your personal life to throw it back in your face.

Percy will make no good of any gift. He just..Percifies everything, I swear. You give him one of those muggle frisbee things..and he'll use it as a coaster.

I would like to see you try to blind me from a different side of the castle, but I can't..because you're e too far away to do so..hence.. I can't see you do it.
E
The bathroom is the perfect space.. we need to know how the explosives react to a moist environment. And you call us unintelligent.. HA. I laugh at such naiive thoughts. Oh, and the percentage of times e that my sitting on your wand is an accident is for me to know and laugh about the fact that you will never find out.

Although I do not accept all the blame for myself, I disagree with your assumption that George Edoesn't use his brain. That boy is always thinking, believe me. If he wasn't.. we'd never get anything done.. because I sure's hell can not do the thinking part of our chaotic master plans and I think I just called myse.

My hand isn't that horrid ..compared to George's anyway. His 'Es' are slightly more curved..give 'em a bit of a sophisticated look if you ask me. Maybe I should practice mine..then you won't be able e to tell our hand apart. I should start now..but this is my last piece of parchment.. I'll have to run to the Common Room and get some more. Until then, I'll be making curly 'Es' where ever I can squeeze them onto this letter.

E Scoot..away..from..the companion. I'll give you.. something so good that I cannot reveal it via letter. And do not underestimate e my abilities.. I am coming for you in the near future.

Already Began the Creation of your Pet,
Always One Step e Ahead

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[GINEVRA WEASLEY]

Dear Fredweird.

Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? I'm pleased to be deemed your sister again not really, I have several brothers to make up for the loss of you, as I'm sure you already know.

You're right. Percy is a fun sucker. Although, I don't necessarily understand the point of those bloody friz-be frezbee? frizbee type things. They don't look like much fun to me.

Again, so clever. You should write, what do the muggles call it, Hallmark cards? I hear Hermione speaking of buying one to send to her dad for his birthday. Apparently they have 'adorable' sayings. They must be better than the howlers we get.

If you want a moist environment, just go outside. We live by a bloody swamp. Moron.

You must scope out my wand, put it on a surface, and then sit on it. I wonder how many puncture marks you have on your backside. Does it hurt to sit? Next time I'll put some kind of special hex on it, just for you...

If George didn't think, you and he would have been dead ages ago. Someone has to think through your pranks before actually perform them, and heavens knows you don't think.

Nice E's. Or I think they're E's. I'll be able to tell apart your handwriting no matter what you do. So, 'muahaha.'.

Scoot away? i could have sworn you told me to scoot closer. "Oh hey there, Angelina. Do we have Quidditch practice this afternoon? Oh yeah, I have to tell you something about Fred..."

Threats aren't very nice, Freddie.

Is scared to see this pet,
Ginny Ginny Bang Bang.

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