The complaints of a killer (open)

[rodolphus]

Dear whoever,

I don't care who get this, as long as its not my dear wife. I would be embarrassed should she see me expressing my emotions this way, I am sure I would get punished for it somehow. I love my wife dearly but the woman is completely insane and to top it all of she has fallen for another man. This man doesn't love her back her just treats like a little dog who he can command to do his bidding. It tears me up because now she completely ignores me and sometimes goes so far as to beat for me no apparent reason. I love and I am not ready to call its quit, but I begining to wonder if it is pointless to continue fighting for the woman I Married. Thanks again for whoever gets this. I am sorry to drag you into my martial problems ia m just frustrated at my wits end.

Signed, A man in love but emotionally defeated

[crys]

To A.M.I.L.B.E.D.,

Well, you should be happy to know that I am not your wife. Note, that I’m only replying now because I can’t sleep, and replying will take my mind off of my own problems. As for whether or not it’s pointless to fight for the woman that you’re married to. I believe that is simply up to you to decide. I, myself have my own problems that have nothing to do with love...but of a different sort all together. I’m no expert when it comes to relationships, since most of the boys around me are either immature...or not my type to begin with. I really should be sleep and not writing to strangers.

The one who should be sleep

[rodolphus]

To T.O.W.S.B.S.,

I am writing back because i wanted to thank you again. You are right i should decide if i want to keep fighting and I think I will. Its just hard sometimes when she won't even acknowledge my presence. You are lucky in a sense that all the men whereever you are at are immature and not your type. Love sucks sometimes, but there days that just take you back to that moment where you realize why you first fell in love. Anyways enough of my problems, What kind of issues are you having that are keeping you awake at this time of night? Oh I feel like such a jerk I haven't given you a name. You can call me, Rodolphus. I hope this letter makes it back to you. I am sending it by a different owl because it is too risky for me to send the same owl over and over again.

A new friend, Rodolphus

[crys]

To Rodolphus,

You’re welcome, and I’m glad that I could help. Hopefully your perseverance will pay off one day and your wife will return your feelings. To, be truthful, the only immature boys that I’ve come across happen to be in Gryffindor, the ones in my own House actually have a bit more class. But, they do have a small tendency to act immature at times. As for my issues, mine are a bit complicated and probably one that no one can figure out but me. More of a family issue than anything else. You may as well call my Crystal, then. As for your letter the fact that I have replied is enough to prove that it made it back to me. Why is it unsafe for you to be using the same owl anyway? Just wondering.

Yours as well, Crystal

PS. Am, I going to have to worry about your wife hunting me down if I keep using the same owl?

[rodolphus]

Dearest Crystal,

I happy to have your support in wining my wife back but so far nothing has worked. Then again i have only tried one major duel. You might find this odd but me and my used to love dueling each other. We would always have competition to see who was the better. It usually ended with me surrendering to her.

You have no need to worry about my wife coming to hunt you down. The only reason she would have for coming after you is if you are mudblood. As to the reason why i can't use the same owl, its a rather complicated matter and should this letter fall to wrong hands it would be the end of me. The safest thing i think i can tell you is that i have made a daring escape from somewhere and that if the letter found its way into wrong hands I would be sent right back.

I understand that most Gryffindor boys are immature, even in my day the Gryffindor house was not the most popular house to be in. I had the proud honor of being a Slyterin, I hope you have met with the same fortunate fate. There is no other house more worthy to house students. I am willing to listen to any problems you might have but i warn you when the time comes I could be your greatest ally or worst enemy. I have been known to use peoples secrets to achieve the goals i want, Especially when the dark one was in power He has returned and may he live forever. I hope you understand that when the times come i don't mean you any harm, but you undoubtly sense another war is coming and as the saying goes, all is fair in love and war.

Your friend, Rodolphus

[crys]

Dear Dolph,

You are quite right, when stating that I find it odd that you and your wife seem to consider dueling as a way to say that you love each other. But, I’m only fifteen, and maybe that’s the way couples are supposed to prove they love one another. Maybe there are other couples that you are close to that you can ask for advice. Someone that you are sure that you can trust.

Well, I can safely say then that I’m not a mudblood, not a halfblood either. Also, if it becomes too dangerous for you to keep replying to me then I will completely understand. I do not want you to get hurt...or possibly have to go back where you came from. So, your safety should come first. If it takes a while for you to be able to reply I’ll understand. You sound like my uncle though, he went to America before I was born, and came into my life when I was only three. I think it was because he didn’t want to be sent to the same place you were in.

I’ll give you a clue my H.O.H is Professor Snape. I believe that should tell you what house I’m in, unless you don’t have any clue whom the Heads are at Hogwarts. But, I agree that Slytherin is the best house for those that are sorted into it. As for listening to my problems, I believe I will keep them to myself, mainly because if I’m right and you are associated with the same circle of people that my uncle is, then doing so will possibly cause problems. On my end, not on his. He’ll probably be quite happy that I’m talking to one who serves the dark one. He wants me to follow that same path, and although I’m not a blood traitor...I really shouldn’t be telling you something that might put me in danger...or hurt. And, I understand that when the time comes that you don’t mean me any harm. But, you’re not the one I’m afraid of at the moment. My uncle Kiernan lately has become quite troublesome when it comes to what he demands of me.

Sincerely Crystal

PS- We might need to come up with an alias for you, soon. The ones in power are starting to read things that do not concern them.

[rodolphus]

Dear Crystal,

I have not written you for a while because the dark lord is preparing a mission and required my undivided attention of matters regarding my current employment. I am pleased to be talking a Slytherin pureblood. I know full well who the heads of houses are at Hogwarts. I don't particularly care for them especially your head of house. Forgive me for speaking ill of a Slytherin teacher, but I don't trust Snape. On a different note i know exactly who your uncle is and I also don't trust him. He escaped the country just to avoid capture while I was sent to prison. Your uncle will do what he has to in order to save his own skin. I'll give you a clue as to my identity, My wife's name is Bellatrix and she is one the dark lord most loyal servants.

When the time comes i will not need to use an alias, for the dark one will be in power and i will be one of the many people in charge. For the moment an alias will be wise for if it is true and certain people are reading owls then I need to remain secret. If you can answer me this, Is it true the ministry has invaded Hogwarts and a certain toad woman is not teaching you students defensive magic. If this is true it both an advantage to me and hindrance to you students. Allow me to elaborate, If you pupils don't get to practice defensive magic then you stand no chance against me and my cohorts. It's detrimental to you because in the long run it could get you killed, Although the mudbloods of the school deserve to be wiped out. Sorry this has been a long and rambling Letter it am just pleased to be talking to another pureblood. We are a dwindling blood line.

Sincerely, Cobra

P.S.

I thought Cobra was fitting for I am quick efficient and deadly man.