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Post by MINERVA McGONAGALL on Aug 13, 2011 22:21:22 GMT -5
Dear Anyone,
I find that I have the urgent need to vent about a certain person who is irritating me quite greatly every day of my life it seems. Really, it would not bode well for me to express my feelings to this person, so I must settle for writing a letter to an unknown person who I hope shares my feelings.
To start off, I think I will make a list of things that I hate at the moment:
- the color pink
- kittens (which is really not a good thing for me to hate)
- the sound of someone trying to
get your attention interrupt you; "hem-hem"
- TOADS
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Post by harryjamespotter on Aug 13, 2011 23:11:18 GMT -5
Dearest Toad Hater ,It will come as a great pleasure to you, I'm sure, to learn that your missive has fallen to the hands of none other than an individual determined to set things to rights by any means needed, necessary or otherwise simply desirable.
Your list of course calls to mind the very person upon whom this individual (Who for the remainder of this letter shall refer to himself as Thestral) intends to overthrow. As abhorrent as pink and the 'hem-hemming' has surely become, it is the Toad's tyranny upon the professors of this school and her cruelty to the students that sets this Thestral's teeth on edge.
A Ministry agenda is one thing to abide, particularly when said agenda is so deeply warped with fear and foolery, but to force the Gray Cat to step down with words of treason - unacceptable. Completely so. Not to mention that badgering she's been at with the Dungeon Bat. He's foul enough as it is without having a great pink monstrosity terrorizing him until his infamous hair turns gray. I assure you, his temper after those 'conversations' is hardly fun to behold.
She is a menace, and she must be stopped. The staff may be forced into unfortunate corners, but there is only so much the Ministry can do to students without causing a full on revolt from pissed off parents. It is time they - and in particular their hound-toad - discover that Hogwarts is beyond their jurisdiction. And realm of creativity.
Rest assured my friend, the rebellion is coming. And when it does, nothing will prepare the Toad for the hell she has unleashed.
P.S.
Do forgive the awful green ink of this quill. I'm afraid my own handwriting is terribly recognizable, and Quick Quotes appear to only come in one ghastly color. I am working on spelling it another color.
The Thestral Prince
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Post by MINERVA McGONAGALL on Aug 14, 2011 10:03:23 GMT -5
Dear Thestral Prince,
I am very relieved to hear that my letter has not fallen into the wrong hands, and much more so that you are against the pink toad as well. Some days it takes all of my will power not to blow up and start screaming at the woman. She should not have so much power here. The professors are unable to do anything to counteract the actions of this horrendous dictator without fear of losing their jobs. I would say that any of the professor's tempers are set quite on edge after an encounter with the toad.
I am quite pleased to hear of a rebellion in the works. Although, I must advise that you do not get caught by the woman herself. But, do know that you have an important supporter for your cause. And I am sure you can find many others who would help you as well.
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Post by harryjamespotter on Aug 14, 2011 17:53:18 GMT -5
Dearest Toad Hater ,I can only imagine how bad things may have been had your letter made its way to the wrong person. Thankfully I have referred to myself as the 'Thestral Prince' long enough that it is very unlikely any further letters will reach anyone other than myself, so you can have a sense of security in that much at least.
I am aware of the predicament of our dear (and not so dear) professors in this cause and as such to those who support the rebellion I say but this:
A blind eye is a powerful support that draws little attention to you. Inaction is, in fact, a most powerful action on behalf of the rebellion.
That you will have your suspicions on who is involved will be doubtless. That you keep our identities hidden is the greatest thing we can ask, and is the greatest of all gifts you can offer.
A great deal of effort and magic has been placed upon assuring that our rebellion does not reach the wrong eyes or ears, and that what may slip out is too anonymous to trace. She will not catch us - and if she does, it will be far, far too late for her.
The Thestral Prince
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Post by MINERVA McGONAGALL on Aug 14, 2011 19:54:41 GMT -5
Dear Thestral Prince,
I can guarantee that you will not be stopped by any of the respectable professors at this school. I will make it my duty to inform them all that they should not do anything to hinder your rebellion, but should turn a blind eye and keep all of your identities hidden. If I should find that one of them does not support this -which is highly unlikely - I will inform you to steer clear of them.
I am quite certain that I know who you are, but do not worry, I will not write my guess. Do be careful though. And if you find yourself needing any other type of support I can give, do let me know. I feel that it is only fitting that you know who I am, so you can be assured that you will receive all the help you need. The name with which I believe you referred to me earlier will do.
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Post by harryjamespotter on Aug 15, 2011 1:45:23 GMT -5
My Dear Grey Cat ,Most all of the professors here are respectable in their own right, and that you are willing to ensure they allow the rebellion its reign is a considerable relief. You have my gratitude, for certain.
I imagine you would have figured it out by now, hard as I have tried to make myself sound as not like myself as I have. Consider me humbled and amazed to discover your true identity, as well as ever more grateful for your assistance. To have you as an enemy is a formidable fate I would never wish to face.
The Thestral Prince
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Post by MINERVA McGONAGALL on Aug 17, 2011 11:52:44 GMT -5
Dear Thestral Prince,
Rest assursed that you will never find me your enemy, but rather one of your strongest supporters. Do not hesitate to contact me should you ever need any type of assistance I can give. And do tell your friends and other members of this rebellion that as well.
Most importantly, good luck and be safe. You truly demonstrate the qualities of the best Hogwarts house. (Though, my opinion might be slightly biased.) I'm sure you will make the professors proud with your rebellion. I know I am.
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Post by harryjamespotter on Aug 17, 2011 20:49:45 GMT -5
My Dear Grey Cat ,My gratitude is with you, and so too the gratitude of my friends. You should be forewarned that an event will be taking place in two days time. I cannot tell you what or when, but when it happens keep your head up. The Pink Toad will be in for a bit of a fun surprise.
We all know the house of Gryffinclawpuffin is the best of all! No need to be biased ma'am.
The Thestral Prince
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